The Etiquette Answers
The problem
Nobody ever taught them any of this, and every guide assumes a family they do not have.
What this does about it
How any couple can learn what to do without being made to feel they should already know.
What it is
The written method and the etiquette, assuming no prior knowledge and no traditional family.
What we ascribe to it
€60. Given away free before anyone pays. It is what earns the right to sell.
That figure is what this would cost you to solve another way, not a claim about what it is worth. Five of the nine parts anchor to something real and four are a judgement call, which is why the total is always stated as what paying for each separately would come to.
Everything in it
All 36, and every one is included.
- a written brief for parents: how many, by when, in what format
- parent submits names into a holding area, couple approves
- cap on how many a parent can add
- the step-by-step method
- a one-page method card
- honest comparison against spreadsheets and rivals
- interactive demo on real sample data
- named humans behind the product, not a faceless brand
- start with initials only, add full names later
- plain-English data promise
- delete-everything button, visible up front
- instructions for keeping your own offline copy
- export everything at any time
- written commitment on what happens if we stop
- printable master copy
- the pricing rationale published on the page
- price justification stated plainly
- one price, published, no upsells
- plain-English privacy page
- no data sold, stated on the page
- offline copy of the plan
- day-of status page
- a one-page shape comparison
- round vs long comparison
- no bride/groom sides anywhere in the product
- guides written for second marriages, blended and same-sex weddings
- top-table alternatives
- advice matched to the family shape your plan shows
- etiquette written without assuming a traditional family
- top-table options and who they suit
- wording to explain your choice
- a guest-experience report rather than a completion bar
- language throughout that talks about guests, not records
- guides written without assumed knowledge
- contextual tips at the moment they matter
- each tip links to the guide that answers it, and links nowhere when none does
How you get it
It is included. There is no tier that holds it back and nothing here is sold separately: The One-Evening Seating Plan is one price, €179, and you can build your whole plan before you pay anything.